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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I've been bad....

It's true, I have been bad. I have neglected my blog for a few weeks now and I'm sorry. Things have been so busy over the holidays that I just simply hadn't gotten a chance to blog. From going shopping with relatives to making sure I have wrapped everything as well as helping make Christmas dinner, I have been exhausted! Last week I had a bout of the stomach flu which only agitated my horrible PMS symptoms I've been having for awhile now since going off of Depo Provera 11 months ago! I still have no period and feel like crap a lot but my Dr. says it's okay and things will get back to normal eventually. The symptoms are subsiding today and have left me with only a dull ache in my back for now....at least until next month and maybe then I will actually get a period.....maybe. I'm also getting my sex drive back today and can't wait to try something out tonight! Hubby will be pleasantly surprised and glad that I am feeling better! He's been so supportive of me and helpful that I can't even describe my thankfulness! I love him so much! Not only that but, he smells nice too.......=P

Soon it will be the New Year! Yay! Yet another year to notch into my bedpost! I have no plans but, that's because I don't want any. I just want to relax for this celebration with my kids. Hubby has to work as usual. He should be here by 12 so that I can give him a kiss but, that's only if they don't hold him over which they have a tendency of doing. I've picked up some firecrackers for us to ring in the new year with I just hope there aren't too many of my neighbors who will be shooting off guns this year. We live in the country and they have done this forever but, it does scare me. Who knows what they are shooting at!! I just find myself wondering if anyone else out there deals with this every New Year.... I'm not scared of guns because hubby has used them in the Marine corp as well as with his job and knows proper safety. It's careless people with guns that scare me! I mean, you shoot a gun up into the air and that bullet is eventually going to have to return to earth......it's called gravity! Some people just don't get that! So, everyone out there, if you plan on shooting a gun this year......PLEASE be safe about it! Think about where that bullet will end up at before hand! Sorry to go off on a tangent like that but you'd be surprised at how many accidents happen like this! Everyone...BE SAFE! =)

Well, I'm off to look through my stockpile of sex toys to decide what to surprise hubby with tonight! I have several reviews left to do and I can't wait to try them all! =)

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Difficult sex life.....

Yes, that's right.... It's been kind of hard to have sex lately but, not because of any problems that affect hubby or I. You see, it's the three kids. Yes, three.... Sometimes our sex life gets interrupted because of this as anyone who has kids already knows. It's a good thing that I love them so unconditionally!

I realized the other night how much our sex life has been affected over the last week when my two year old was chewing on his daddy's arm. You see, I was facing hubby as his arm was being chewed on by the two year old (who was convinced at the time that he was a T-Rex) and we were actually giving each other those "I really need some quality sex" looks. How odd I thought. That we had actually resolved to giving each other passionate glances while being chew toys for the toddler..... That's not mentioning the other two older children who are extremely nosy especially at this time of year thinking that they might over hear what gift someone is getting. I'm glad that they will get a break from school soon because I feel that they need it but, at the same time I'm dreading it! Thank goodness for Grandma once again! I'm sure she will need some company in the upcoming weeks!

Tonight, I am making no excuses and I am going to lead hubby through the tangled mass of toys covering our living room floor, over the cheerios thrown about that I will vacuum up tomorrow and into the bedroom where we will have our release! Victory is ours tonight!

Good luck to all of you parents out there! We feel your pain!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Ophoria pleasure No. 6 review!


One of the items included in my package last week from Babeland was a 100% silicone suction cup dildo called the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 and I do have to say that this is my first ever suction cup type dildo I've added to my collection. Odd that I haven't used one before now considering my varied choices but, I'm glad that I've finally given one a try! I guess because this was my first ever suction cup type dildo, I was a bit annoying with it sticking it everywhere. No one was safe! Just a little bit of lube (or spit...)applied to this baby and it will stick anywhere you stick it! I even stuck it all over mine and hubbys body and you'd be amazed at how well it sticks to our foreheads and knees! Once playtime was over, it was time to put this baby to work so, I cleaned it off which is easily done by washing it with antibacterial soap and water or using toy cleaner but.....you can also boil this one for sanitary reasons because it's 100% silicone and therefore phthalate free! This is a firm 100% silicone dildo though so, keep that in mind! While it is flexible, you have to actually bend it yourself but, ahhhh! It retains no smells!

I stuck it to the dresser and fucked myself for a bit before noticing that the suction had kind of bled off a bit so that it didn't stay stuck. "That sucks!" I thought and quickly stuck it to a kitchen chair and began fucking myself again only to find that it again bled off a bit and didn't stay stuck. I ended up handing it over to hubby and telling him to fuck me with it which he had no complaints doing. I do have to say that the slightly rounded head of this dildo made insertion quite comfortable though I didn't feel any of the ridges(they run down both sides and look similar to musical notes)internally. I did get pleasure from rubbing the little "bump"(located just under the penis head)on my clit though this same "bump" did cause me to bite my lip once when I was sucking on it.

As far as size goes, this little pink wonder measure in at a whopping 4" circumference.....okay so, maybe it's not whopping but, it fit my body quite well! I would say the diameter is about 1 1/4". Good for me but, bad for size queens! Sorry!

If a dildo that doesn't vibrate isn't for you but, you have a hitachi magic wand laying around doing nothing...then voila! You can easily shove this dildo in your pussy and push your hitachi up to the base and your problems have been solved! You have just turned a non-vibrator into a vibrator! Yippeee!

If I had to rate this dildo on a 1 through 5 orgasmic meter, I'd rate it a 4. I took an orgasm away because it just didn't have the staying power on the suction cup that I had hoped for. I guess it's possible that I just wore it out a bit sticking it everywhere when I first got it but, I still feel that it should have stayed better. It's definitely worth the investment given it's ability to please me as well as the superior material it's made from so, if you want one too, then go to Babeland and get one today!



Monday, November 24, 2008

Moving ahead......

I feel as though this past weekend has brought about a turning point for me where I can move ahead and leave some of the fears that have been bothering me behind. As almost a bonus or confirmation of this, I arrived home to find a box on my porch. Curiously I opened it to find that the fantastic staff of Babeland have came through for me! YAY! I guess that means I can now add them to the list of who I will be reviewing for. I'm really excited too as I do LOVE Babeland and I'm envious of their in store activities that I cannot attend due to my location. I hope that in the future, one of our travel destinations will place us in their near vicinity because I would just love to visit them in person! Who wouldn't? It's definitely near the top of my "to do" list!

On another note, I didn't get to spend as much time with hubby this weekend as I had planned on. He had made previous plans that interfered with this but, that's okay because he had fun and we all need some time to ourselves or maybe just away sometimes right? I'm glad he had fun and we by no means have any problems in our relationship. We're about as solid as they come. Okay, I'm getting into the accidental puns now.....sorry.......Anyway, I'm sure most of you in a long term relationship/marriage can understand what I mean. I trust him completely and I know he trusts me just as much so never fear! We're truly meant for each other!

I do hope to provide some more insight or tips on getting him into anal play soon though! I'll keep you posted! Once more before I close, Thank you Babeland! I'm glad to be aboard! =)



Thursday, November 20, 2008

Did I say time to relax? Oops!

Well, I logged onto the computer this morning only to find a major problem with leaked information from Edenfantasys and I am a bit freaked to say the least. Here, just when I think I can relax having most of our Christmas shopping done already (I always try to get it done before black friday so we can devote black friday to ourselves...selfish? Maybe...) only to find that there has been a major privacy leak that could possibly effect me or anyone who has ever done reviews for Edenfantasys ugh! Let me direct you to AAG's blog for more information on what has happened and you can also find responses to this leak at Edenfantasys forum. I send my most solemn words of hope to anyone affected by this! This should have never ever happened! It's truly disheartening! =(

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Time to relax....

Well, hubby and I have finally gotten back to an almost normal routine now. Stuff with the kids and Christmas shopping has taken it's toll but, now that we have almost everything bought for everyone on our list this year, we can relax! Just in time too as we have just received four new items from bettersex.com to review! YAY! It makes me wonder though as I stare at my new toys, what makes someone pick the toys that they do? Everyone is so different in their selection process that it makes me curious. I love glass for many reasons but, its slickness and temperature variations are the top reasons. There are those out there who do love the jelly toys though even though the majority of them contain phthalates which are potentially hazardous chemicals used to soften the material. I personally try to stay away from jelly materials because of this. It just boggles my mind!

I've just began to get hubby into a bit of anal play and I definitely won't be going with jelly! Strictly silicone so far! I did have to get him over the whole issue of "am I gay if I like anal play". Surprisingly there is a huge number of people out there who truly think anal play is going to change their sexual orientation. I mean come on! If you like girls, you like girls....If you like guys, you like guys....If you like both you like both and so on! Enjoying anal play is not going to change that fact at all! I've gotten him well over this stigma and now it's on to the fun part! Experimenting with what he might like! So far he squirts loads quickly with just my finger shoved up his bum! I can't wait to see where this might lead us in the future! As far as myself...I enjoy a dick up my bum on occasion! Don't you?

I can't wait for this weekend! The kids will be safely at their grandma's house and hubby and I will be able to catch up on some much needed alone time! I think I'll make him my slave!






My favorite cobalt blue dichroic g-spot shaft from phallix purchased from Edenfantasys

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Cock Commander review


Hold on to your socks because this one will knock them right off! Can you believe it? A vibrating cock ring that actually performs! Who would have thought such a thing exists? How many cock rings have you tried that had little spikes or nubs strategically placed right above your partners cock practically laying on top of that marvelous erection? I'd personally like to know who has a clit in this location. I mean seriously... I always did find vibrating cock rings to be a fascinating idea if only they worked. Well, I have finally found one worth raving about! The Cock Commander from California Exotics has been gifted upon me by the wonderful folks at bettersex. Now I truly know what a vibrating cock ring is supposed to do! While the Cock Commander does still have some longer nubs located in the same ridiculous location as it's predecessors, the removable vibrating bullet is situated in a way so that it really makes no difference and you can achieve maximum clitoral contact despite this fact! You see, instead of the bullet being inserted into the sleeve of the cock ring horizontally....it sits in the sleeve vertically! Someone finally got it! Hooray! As an added bonus, it's made from phthalate free TPR which is quite stretchy and comfortable to wear. It's a double ring design allowing a ring for your cock and another ring for your balls. My wonderful partner found this to really help him control his ejaculation quite effectively with an end result of a stronger orgasm overall. As far as myself....with his rock hard cock drove deep into my hot pussy, that little bullet fit perfectly onto my remaining slit. The provided bullet is waterproof with only one speed and this did prove to be less than what we require so, we replaced the included bullet with a much stronger one from our private collection. That made all the difference in the world! The bottom line is, this is the first ever cock ring that we can find reason to brag about! It hits my clit, doesn't take away from his length with big thick bulky rings, it's phthalate free and everything we've been looking for in a cock ring! Go ahead and give it a try! You can find them at bettersex and I've had nothing but fantastic service from them! They have discreet billing and shipping as well as great customer service with fast replies to any questions! I know they have treated us remarkably well so far! 5 stars to them!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Getting back on track.

Maybe I can get things going again around here! The fall festival that my daughter was a participant in is now over thank goodness! It was a disaster though.... Not the voting box, it was actually pretty good! It was much better, in my opinion, than any other voting boxes there but, did she win anything for the box? Nope. Tiki huts won. Why? Well, to be honest it was all so blatently obvious I don't see how anyone who attended couldn't figure it out! No, my daughter wasn't chosen for the queen nor did she win a prize for her box consisting of Stitch in a hula skirt but, neither did anyone else unless they were in the third grade! You see, my daughter is a fifth grader and this is her last year at this particular elementary school. She'll be moving over to the middle school next year. That really had nothing to do with it because, it was all about the third grade you see? The principals daughter is in the third grade and she could not run for queen because she is in student council. Strange how the queen and king candidate from her class won. Also strange how only third graders won anything including a table and chair set that was raffled off. Who you might ask won the 50/50 drawing? Why the principal himself of course! Tell me this shit wasn't rigged! From the third to the fifth grade, third grade won everything. Bullshit!

Anyway, at least I can get back on track now since this is all over with for now! I just thought I would let you all know the results!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

...Will I ever be done?

First of all, I hope that everyone out there had a fantastic Halloween! Mine was pretty good but, no matter how many houses I went to, no one threw a glow-in-the dark glass dildo from Xhale in my bucket! People seriously need to get some better treats! Yeah....yeah......I know, my kids had a fantastic time and got lots of junk that they are still sticky from but, I think their sugar high is finally starting to wear off a bit.

Monday I had to start "helping"(okay, rather me doing and her watching giving me her expect critique!)my daughter make a voting box. She's a queen candidate for the fall festival this weekend and we're responsible for making her this elaborate voting box so hubby and I are learning how to make paper mache. Ugh! It's the first time I've ever done it and I already hate paper mache! It's messy, messy, messy! It makes my head hurt just to think about it! I really, really, really hope it's finished on time and dry! If it turns into a total disaster, maybe I can fake an illness or something. Ha! If it turns out okay, maybe I'll post a picture of it on here for everyone to see. So, if you don't ever see a picture or see me mentioning it again...don't ask! That means it was a disaster! Until then, I will just keep crossing my fingers and relying on my non-existent artistic capabilities!

So, it's voting day! I know who I voted for and hope a gob of other people did too! Really, it doesn't matter as long as everyone actually got to get out there and vote! I was surprised to find out that a local voting place today had to stall everyone for an hour and a half before they could get in to vote! Can you believe it? Everyone showed up there bright and early to cast their ballots and.......someone lost the keys! How can that happen? Seriously? Who looses the keys to the voting office the day of the presidential election? Pfffttt! I bet someone got an earful over that one!

Needless to say, hubby and I have had very limited opportunities to have sex for a few days now and I'm beginning to get pretty frustrated! I feel like I need a serious vacation! Even if it was just a few days away at a local hotel without the kids it would be great! I love my kids, I really do but they make my head hurt! The older two fighting all the time and the 2 year old refusing to use his potty makes it feel as though there is a troll in my head trying to beat it's way out! Usually by the end of the day, hubby and I just lay down and fall asleep in each others arms......too tired for much else....

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Words that sound sex related but aren't

1. Penal
2. Bangkok
3. blowhole
4. joystick
5. manhole
6. backhoe
7. juice box
8. Seaman
9. poop deck
10. abreast


Can you think of anymore?



I finally finished my
review
for
edenfantasys on the
cherry wrapped g-spot wonder and I have to say that I was pretty impressed. It's yet another glass dildo that I am quite pleased to own! I've got my eye on several more to come!

I did get to try out the cock commander the other night and I'm actually pretty impressed with it too! I've never found a cock ring that me and hubby both truly enjoyed until now! While it isn't perfect, it's still an added bonus to our sexual adventures! I've got a few more positions I'd like to try it out in before I say too much! You'll be hearing more soon!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Some glow-in-the dark Halloween glass!

With the impending Halloween holiday looming before us, I was a bit confused on whether I should host a fantastic Halloween party or take the money I would have spent on hosting a fantastic Halloween party and buy myself something a little special! It turns out I found something really cool that I think I may just have to have! I mean, after all, I could always attend someone else's Halloween party! =)

Xhale enterprises (see link at the bottom) makes the first and only glow-in-the dark glass dildo's I have ever seen! How great is that?! This would be fantastic for Halloween or any other day! They have varieties that charge under a normal 60 watt light bulb or others that glow when exposed to a black light. I have read that under normal light, these glass dildo's are completely clear! Wow! I am so wanting one of these! The example you see to the left of this text is an example of their "Blue glow roughrider." Simply charge it under a 60 watt bulb and it glows in the dark with electric blue effects! Sweet! I found my Halloween safety light! =P

Next, is an example of their "uv odyssey." This particular glow-in-the dark glass dildo, glows when exposed to a black light. How cool is that?! I think I may find myself splurging in the near future just so I can get my hands on one of these! It might be awhile though since I've just splurged on too many things already!

I've found that most of my favorite dildo's are made from glass. I really like the texture and it's one of the safest materials out there for your body! They lube up so easily that alot of times just a drop will do! They are extremely easy to clean and don't absorb anything! No funky smells here! Maybe hubby will surprise me with one of these babies soon!

Anyway, if you would like to find out more about them, just click the link to Xhale enterprises at the bottom of this page. You will see the category for uv glow toys on the left and you can see the complete list of all of these adorable glass dildo's!

Who wouldn't want one of these in their treat bucket on Halloween night? Can you hear me saying, "Trick-or-Treat!"

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Let's talk sex!




With Sue Johanson of course! I've watched her show many, many times and I have to say that I rather admire Sue. I'll admit, I do know a few people who find her somewhat creepy but, honestly, people can call in and ask her damn near anything and she will do her best to answer that question truthfully! I mean seriously, if she has been "provided frank and honest sexual education to thousands of Canadians for the last 30 years" then she has to be doing something right! Don't you agree? I have never seen her refuse to answer a question due to sexual preferences either! I personally have no idea what sexual orientation Sue Johanson is nor do I care but, she does her best to answer any one's questions! While I may find myself disagreeing with her from time to time, I really think she is a true benefit to those who have questions that they need answered. I've watched her suggest some really great books a few times when she wasn't 100% sure of her answer too. At least if she doesn't know, she will point you in the right direction! I almost had to draw the line when she did a review of an erotic knitting book though. I could just picture a bunch of grandma's sitting around knitting pasties but, then she admitted that the pasties she had knitted were being auctioned off on ebay with the proceeds going to charity. What's not to like about that? The book is called, "Naughty Needles" and you can find it here near the bottom of the page on the left hand side. So, creepy or not...I find myself to be a Talk Sex with Sue follower! How about you? =)

Saturday, October 25, 2008

The Njoy eleven! Because a perfect 10 just wasn't enough!

I want you to feast your eyes upon this smokin hot stainless steel dildo from Njoy!




It's called the Njoy eleven and it can be found
here I want one of these so bad! I can just imagine how fantastic all of that stainless steel goodness would feel on my body! Mmmm! Too bad it costs around $300..... Oh Santa Clause! Where are you?





This leads me to talk about how great I think the Njoy fun wand is! I've owned the fun wand for quite a few months now and it never fails to satisfy my needs! I've used the anal end both anally and vaginally and find it delightful either way! It was my first ever experience with stainless steel and I was not let down at all! I'm so glad that I added this little gem to my collection and I know it's bound to stay there for a lifetime! Who doesn't love stainless steel? You can heat it up, cool it down, sterilize it....It's awesome! Maybe I will get the opportunity in the future to bring home Njoy's eleven to keep the fun wand company! =)


I do have the pleasure of reviewing sex toys for a couple of different companies right now. I received my first free product from bettersex.com the other day and I can't wait to find out if it's a great toy, a so so toy or a toy that you shouldn't waste your time or money on. It is called the "cock commander". Tell me that isn't a big name to live up to! Maybe I'll get a chance to see how it works out tonight! I can't wait! bettersex.com is also offering a wicked promotion pack contest where you can enter to win some great wicked products! It's to help promote wickeds new releases, "The Wicked" and "Fallen." I can't wait to watch them! Yay! New porn! =)





Friday, October 24, 2008

Yay! We have a blog!

Ok, so this is our first entry for our brand spankin' new blog! Woohoo! We really have no idea where we are going with this from this point on but, I'm sure it will be fun along the way!

So, to tell you a little bit about ourselves, we're a married couple with three kids. We truly enjoy sex but, with three kids that can be tricky at times....YAY for Grandma! With the kids safely staying at grandmas we are free to do as we wish! It's always nice not having to be quiet all the time!

We are into pretty much anything that allows us to spend time together whether that is restraining each other to the bed so we can't run off or giving each other a sensual massage. It's all good! So very good! Anyway, I guess if your up to it, we'll be posting some of our adventures in the bedroom along the way!

Haha! That reminds me of something. It was more of a sexual mis-adventure. You see, my daughter is rather gabby and cannot hold anything back. That being said, I also should tell you that my oldest son loves playing video games. Well he talked us into letting him play grand theft auto vice city.....that was until I realized what the game was like. By that time, it was a bit too late. You see, my son was running a virtual porn studio right in my own living room. I could have killed him! Especially when my extremely gabby daughter went to school and told her teacher that her mommy runs a porn studio at home! Sheesh! If I was running a porn studio in my own home, she would have been the last one I ever told! Ha! That led to some really strange looks from the school for awhile! Needless to say, I have learned to screen my son's games now. It gives me an excuse to play them before he does and laugh that I know how to do everything! Moral of the story.....KNOW WHAT YOUR KIDS ARE PLAYING! =)