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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Words that sound sex related but aren't

1. Penal
2. Bangkok
3. blowhole
4. joystick
5. manhole
6. backhoe
7. juice box
8. Seaman
9. poop deck
10. abreast

Can you think of anymore?

I finally finished my
edenfantasys on the
cherry wrapped g-spot wonder and I have to say that I was pretty impressed. It's yet another glass dildo that I am quite pleased to own! I've got my eye on several more to come!

I did get to try out the cock commander the other night and I'm actually pretty impressed with it too! I've never found a cock ring that me and hubby both truly enjoyed until now! While it isn't perfect, it's still an added bonus to our sexual adventures! I've got a few more positions I'd like to try it out in before I say too much! You'll be hearing more soon!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Some glow-in-the dark Halloween glass!

With the impending Halloween holiday looming before us, I was a bit confused on whether I should host a fantastic Halloween party or take the money I would have spent on hosting a fantastic Halloween party and buy myself something a little special! It turns out I found something really cool that I think I may just have to have! I mean, after all, I could always attend someone else's Halloween party! =)

Xhale enterprises (see link at the bottom) makes the first and only glow-in-the dark glass dildo's I have ever seen! How great is that?! This would be fantastic for Halloween or any other day! They have varieties that charge under a normal 60 watt light bulb or others that glow when exposed to a black light. I have read that under normal light, these glass dildo's are completely clear! Wow! I am so wanting one of these! The example you see to the left of this text is an example of their "Blue glow roughrider." Simply charge it under a 60 watt bulb and it glows in the dark with electric blue effects! Sweet! I found my Halloween safety light! =P

Next, is an example of their "uv odyssey." This particular glow-in-the dark glass dildo, glows when exposed to a black light. How cool is that?! I think I may find myself splurging in the near future just so I can get my hands on one of these! It might be awhile though since I've just splurged on too many things already!

I've found that most of my favorite dildo's are made from glass. I really like the texture and it's one of the safest materials out there for your body! They lube up so easily that alot of times just a drop will do! They are extremely easy to clean and don't absorb anything! No funky smells here! Maybe hubby will surprise me with one of these babies soon!

Anyway, if you would like to find out more about them, just click the link to Xhale enterprises at the bottom of this page. You will see the category for uv glow toys on the left and you can see the complete list of all of these adorable glass dildo's!

Who wouldn't want one of these in their treat bucket on Halloween night? Can you hear me saying, "Trick-or-Treat!"

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Let's talk sex!

With Sue Johanson of course! I've watched her show many, many times and I have to say that I rather admire Sue. I'll admit, I do know a few people who find her somewhat creepy but, honestly, people can call in and ask her damn near anything and she will do her best to answer that question truthfully! I mean seriously, if she has been "provided frank and honest sexual education to thousands of Canadians for the last 30 years" then she has to be doing something right! Don't you agree? I have never seen her refuse to answer a question due to sexual preferences either! I personally have no idea what sexual orientation Sue Johanson is nor do I care but, she does her best to answer any one's questions! While I may find myself disagreeing with her from time to time, I really think she is a true benefit to those who have questions that they need answered. I've watched her suggest some really great books a few times when she wasn't 100% sure of her answer too. At least if she doesn't know, she will point you in the right direction! I almost had to draw the line when she did a review of an erotic knitting book though. I could just picture a bunch of grandma's sitting around knitting pasties but, then she admitted that the pasties she had knitted were being auctioned off on ebay with the proceeds going to charity. What's not to like about that? The book is called, "Naughty Needles" and you can find it here near the bottom of the page on the left hand side. So, creepy or not...I find myself to be a Talk Sex with Sue follower! How about you? =)

Saturday, October 25, 2008

The Njoy eleven! Because a perfect 10 just wasn't enough!

I want you to feast your eyes upon this smokin hot stainless steel dildo from Njoy!

It's called the Njoy eleven and it can be found
here I want one of these so bad! I can just imagine how fantastic all of that stainless steel goodness would feel on my body! Mmmm! Too bad it costs around $300..... Oh Santa Clause! Where are you?

This leads me to talk about how great I think the Njoy fun wand is! I've owned the fun wand for quite a few months now and it never fails to satisfy my needs! I've used the anal end both anally and vaginally and find it delightful either way! It was my first ever experience with stainless steel and I was not let down at all! I'm so glad that I added this little gem to my collection and I know it's bound to stay there for a lifetime! Who doesn't love stainless steel? You can heat it up, cool it down, sterilize it....It's awesome! Maybe I will get the opportunity in the future to bring home Njoy's eleven to keep the fun wand company! =)

I do have the pleasure of reviewing sex toys for a couple of different companies right now. I received my first free product from the other day and I can't wait to find out if it's a great toy, a so so toy or a toy that you shouldn't waste your time or money on. It is called the "cock commander". Tell me that isn't a big name to live up to! Maybe I'll get a chance to see how it works out tonight! I can't wait! is also offering a wicked promotion pack contest where you can enter to win some great wicked products! It's to help promote wickeds new releases, "The Wicked" and "Fallen." I can't wait to watch them! Yay! New porn! =)

Friday, October 24, 2008

Yay! We have a blog!

Ok, so this is our first entry for our brand spankin' new blog! Woohoo! We really have no idea where we are going with this from this point on but, I'm sure it will be fun along the way!

So, to tell you a little bit about ourselves, we're a married couple with three kids. We truly enjoy sex but, with three kids that can be tricky at times....YAY for Grandma! With the kids safely staying at grandmas we are free to do as we wish! It's always nice not having to be quiet all the time!

We are into pretty much anything that allows us to spend time together whether that is restraining each other to the bed so we can't run off or giving each other a sensual massage. It's all good! So very good! Anyway, I guess if your up to it, we'll be posting some of our adventures in the bedroom along the way!

Haha! That reminds me of something. It was more of a sexual mis-adventure. You see, my daughter is rather gabby and cannot hold anything back. That being said, I also should tell you that my oldest son loves playing video games. Well he talked us into letting him play grand theft auto vice city.....that was until I realized what the game was like. By that time, it was a bit too late. You see, my son was running a virtual porn studio right in my own living room. I could have killed him! Especially when my extremely gabby daughter went to school and told her teacher that her mommy runs a porn studio at home! Sheesh! If I was running a porn studio in my own home, she would have been the last one I ever told! Ha! That led to some really strange looks from the school for awhile! Needless to say, I have learned to screen my son's games now. It gives me an excuse to play them before he does and laugh that I know how to do everything! Moral of the story.....KNOW WHAT YOUR KIDS ARE PLAYING! =)